<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7154326237315028964</id><updated>2011-04-21T15:33:35.148-07:00</updated><category term='PC-Madness  silly'/><title type='text'>A4istic Humour</title><subtitle type='html'>R4 Daily Dose of Whacky Stuff</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://a4istic.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7154326237315028964/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://a4istic.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Abi Rhodes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15443710960186332149</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='23' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jNN1CmL0jFE/Sw62QvpUQ3I/AAAAAAAAAHg/qq7UH7CZtKk/S220/stykkish+abi.bmp'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>2</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7154326237315028964.post-803292664401463680</id><published>2006-11-26T10:15:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-11-26T10:36:18.055-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='PC-Madness  silly'/><title type='text'>Wot?   No Dragon in this Sausage?</title><content type='html'>Well it can't have escaped your notice that we are no longer allowed to buy Welsh Dragon Sausages.They are no longer allowed to be thus called in case anyone is led to believe they contain the afore-mentioned mythical beast, or a poor unsuspecting vegetarian be lilled into believing they only contain mythical meat.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We need now to compose an exhaustive list of other foodstuffs which need to be expunged from our supermarket shelves lest the gullible be misled into thinking certain products are something they are not....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hot Dogs&lt;br /&gt;Codpieces&lt;br /&gt;Battered Fish Fingers&lt;br /&gt;Green Giant canned foods&lt;br /&gt;Shepherds Pie&lt;br /&gt;Cottage Pie - watch out for the bricks&lt;br /&gt;Salted Pork Scratchings - the image is frightening&lt;br /&gt;gegs  [scrambled eggs]&lt;br /&gt;Lion Bar&lt;br /&gt;Double Decker&lt;br /&gt;Stoned Fruit&lt;br /&gt;Self Raising Flower&lt;br /&gt;Hot Cross Buns&lt;br /&gt;Bath Olivers - what could they possibly be&lt;br /&gt;Beef Tomatoes&lt;br /&gt;Cheesy Wotsits&lt;br /&gt;Nick-Nacks&lt;br /&gt;Twiglets&lt;br /&gt;Chocolate Fingers&lt;br /&gt;Lady's Fingers&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Add some more using comment button&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7154326237315028964-803292664401463680?l=a4istic.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://a4istic.blogspot.com/feeds/803292664401463680/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7154326237315028964&amp;postID=803292664401463680' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7154326237315028964/posts/default/803292664401463680'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7154326237315028964/posts/default/803292664401463680'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://a4istic.blogspot.com/2006/11/wot-no-dragon-in-this-sausage.html' title='Wot?   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