Sunday, 26 November 2006

Wot? No Dragon in this Sausage?

Well it can't have escaped your notice that we are no longer allowed to buy Welsh Dragon Sausages.They are no longer allowed to be thus called in case anyone is led to believe they contain the afore-mentioned mythical beast, or a poor unsuspecting vegetarian be lilled into believing they only contain mythical meat.

We need now to compose an exhaustive list of other foodstuffs which need to be expunged from our supermarket shelves lest the gullible be misled into thinking certain products are something they are not....

Hot Dogs
Codpieces
Battered Fish Fingers
Green Giant canned foods
Shepherds Pie
Cottage Pie - watch out for the bricks
Salted Pork Scratchings - the image is frightening
gegs [scrambled eggs]
Lion Bar
Double Decker
Stoned Fruit
Self Raising Flower
Hot Cross Buns
Bath Olivers - what could they possibly be
Beef Tomatoes
Cheesy Wotsits
Nick-Nacks
Twiglets
Chocolate Fingers
Lady's Fingers

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5 comments:

Cheryl said...

Cheese footballs
Angel cake
dads sauce
Penguins

:-)

Bloody ridiculous isnt it. Makes me wonder when salad cream will have to be creme instead - puke puke.

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Mo said...

ha ha a great list